Mum told me not to talk to strangers but I’ve always been a bit of a risk taker, so here goes!

If anyone reads this ( a free set of steak knives are on the way) the first thing they should know is I always call a spade a spade, hell..if I can get away with it i’ll call a diamond a spade   No doubt I will ruffle a few feathers and why not..apart from eiderdowns and dusters they have no useful purpose..I just call it as I see it and we are, after all, entitled to our own opinions so don’t be offended if I am not in the least bit interested in yours. LOL

So..what shall I bitch about first? OMG where do I begin? Should I tackle World Peace, Global Warming, Politics, Religion or the age old Chicken and Egg question?

Nah..I have all the answers to those trivial things, so lets give Motor Vehicles a bash, literally..or the choice thereof. I for one am sick to bloody death of all the posers driving around town in their 4 wheel drive S.U.V’s which incidentally have mudflaps cleaner than a Nun’s fanny. I take my kids to school every day and every time I get to a two laned intersection and am turning, one always pulls up beside me, completely blocking my vision..or I go to back out of a diagonal park and am close to being rear ended before I can see the oncoming traffic because my vision is blocked by these mammoth vehicles. It pisses me off, no wonder road rage is at an all time high.The thing that really gets me though is..in most cases they are not even used for their intended purpose..it’s a “keeping up with the Jones” thing…90% of the dizzy bitches driving them couldn’t swithch them to 4 wheel drive if they had to..too busy on their cellphones, or MP3’s or GPS’s..kids in the back on their PSP’s or watching a DVD or TXTing, totally oblivious to their own sheer arrogance..and as a woman myself, I have to say, most of them can barely handle the vehicle, misjudging distance, making a three point turn into a 9 point turn.  If only they could drive as well as they can apply lipstick!!! But hey, who gives a damn about the old sedan driver these days, as long as they keep up with the latest trends.

Like all the idiots who buy widescreen TV’s when such a small percentage of prorammes are broadcast in that format, another case of just wanting to look good, assuming anyone is looking. Never mind that buying the latest and greatest on tick went along way to causing the bloody recession :(..you have to look the part..LOL.. I suppose all the latest gadgets make an impression at the open home for your mortgagee sale.

Have I digressed? Anyway, the upshot is I’m pissed off at these pointless people carriers around town :@..so please send me your paintscrappings  after you have keyed them and I shall endeavour to make a Voodoo Vehicle, hoping to stab them out of existence unless drivers can prove they do actually use them off road!!!

COMING SOON: Why bull bars should be mandatory on a supermarket trolley. 

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